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2010-03-25T08:11:00.000-07:00

I foud a lot of funny sites on internet. Here are the worst:
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funny pics
joke jokes
All of this sites are not made at all. So, don't click them.

Change in DC

2010-02-06T01:29:00.000-08:00

Change in DC

Interesting

2010-01-29T12:47:00.001-08:00

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

funny story 222

2010-01-25T03:56:00.001-08:00

funny story 222

Spongebob Squarepants -Funny Pants Full Episode Part 2/2

2010-01-25T03:55:00.003-08:00

Spongebob Squarepants -Funny Pants Full Episode Part 2/2

A AWESOMLY FUNNY VIDEO

2010-01-25T03:55:00.001-08:00

A AWESOMLY FUNNY VIDEO

Funny Indian Kid Simrat Singing and Dancing on Bollywood Songs

2010-01-25T03:54:00.001-08:00

Funny Indian Kid Simrat Singing and Dancing on Bollywood Songs

Funny Funny - Eddie Bravo Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Master Has Jokes

2010-01-25T03:53:00.001-08:00

Funny Funny - Eddie Bravo Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Master Has Jokes

Lesbians and I

2010-01-24T14:05:00.001-08:00

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

Tower & Pilot

2010-01-24T14:02:00.001-08:00

Tower: ‘To avoid noise, please turn right 45 degrees .‘
Pilot: ‘What noise could we possibly make at 35.000ft?‘
Tower: ‘The noise your 707 will make when colliding with the 727 before you!'

Tower: ‘Are you an Airbus 320 or 340?‘
Pilot: ‘An A 340, of course!‘
Tower: ‘Well then, would you please start your other two engines before taxiing to take-off?'

Pilot: ‘Good morning, Bratislava.‘
Tower: ‘Good morning. Please note: This is Vienna.‘
Pilot: ‘I am now on landing approach to Bratislava.‘
Tower: ‘This really is Vienna.‘
Pilot: ‘Vienna?‘
Tower: ‘Yes.‘
Pilot: ‘But why? We wanted to go to Bratislava.‘
Tower: 'Okay. Then abort your landing approach and turn left.'

Tower to a pilot that landed REALLY hard:
‘A landing shouldn’t be a secret. It’s all right for the passengers to know when they’re down.‘
Pilot: ‘That’s okay. They always clap anyway‘

Pilot from an Alitalia flight, who lost half his cockpit instruments when a lightning hit him:
‘We nearly lost everything. Nothing works anymore. Even the altitude indicator doesn’t show
anything ........‘
After 5 minutes complaining, the voice of another pilot comes over the comm: ‘Oh shut up and die
like a man!'

Pilot: ‘There’s a landing light burning.‘
Tower: ‘I hope there are more than that burning.‘
Pilot: ‘I mean, the landing light’s smoking.'

Pilot: ‘We’re running low on fuel. Please advise.‘
Tower: 'What is your position? We don’t have you on our scope.‘
Pilot: ‘We’re standing on runway 2 and are waiting for an eternity for the fuel truck.'

Tower: ‘Do you have any problems?‘
Pilot: ‘I lost my compass.‘
Tower: ‘The way you fly, you lost all the instruments.'

Tower: ‘After landing, go to Taxiway Alpha 7, Alpha 5, Whiskey 2, Delta 1 and Oscar 2.‘
Pilot: ‘Where on earth is that? We don’t know our way around here.‘
Tower: ‘That’s all right. I’m only here for two days myself.'

Pilot: ‘Tower, request take-off clearance.‘
Tower: 'Sorry , we don’t have your flightplan. Where do you want to go?‘
Pilot: ‘Like every Monday, to Salzburg.‘
Tower: ‘But today is Tuesday!‘
Pilot: 'What? Then it’s our day off!'

Pilot: ‘Is there no Follow-me-Car?‘
Tower: 'Negative. Why don’t you get to the gate yourselves.'

Tower: ‘Height and position?‘
Pilot: ‘I am 1.80 m and I’m sitting in the front on the left side.'

Tower to a private plane:
‘How many souls on board?‘
Pilot: 'Pilot, two passengers and a dog.‘
Tower, after a hard landing:
‘I take it the dog did that landing?'

Tower: ‘Do you have enough fuel or not?‘
Pilot: ‘Yes.‘
Tower: ‘Yes, what?‘
Pilot: ‘Yes, Sir!!!'

Tower: ‘Please give us your estimated arrival.‘
Pilot: 'Hmmmm... Tuesday would be nice for me.‘

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2007-10-02T13:31:00.000-07:00

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