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Pilot: ‘What noise could we possibly make at 35.000ft?‘
Tower: ‘The noise your 707 will make when colliding with the 727 before you!'
Tower: ‘Are you an Airbus 320 or 340?‘
Pilot: ‘An A 340, of course!‘
Tower: ‘Well then, would you please start your other two engines before taxiing to take-off?'
Pilot: ‘Good morning, Bratislava.‘
Tower: ‘Good morning. Please note: This is Vienna.‘
Pilot: ‘I am now on landing approach to Bratislava.‘
Tower: ‘This really is Vienna.‘
Pilot: ‘Vienna?‘
Tower: ‘Yes.‘
Pilot: ‘But why? We wanted to go to Bratislava.‘
Tower: 'Okay. Then abort your landing approach and turn left.'
Tower to a pilot that landed REALLY hard:
‘A landing shouldn’t be a secret. It’s all right for the passengers to know when they’re down.‘
Pilot: ‘That’s okay. They always clap anyway‘
Pilot from an Alitalia flight, who lost half his cockpit instruments when a lightning hit him:
‘We nearly lost everything. Nothing works anymore. Even the altitude indicator doesn’t show
anything ........‘
After 5 minutes complaining, the voice of another pilot comes over the comm: ‘Oh shut up and die
like a man!'
Pilot: ‘There’s a landing light burning.‘
Tower: ‘I hope there are more than that burning.‘
Pilot: ‘I mean, the landing light’s smoking.'
Pilot: ‘We’re running low on fuel. Please advise.‘
Tower: 'What is your position? We don’t have you on our scope.‘
Pilot: ‘We’re standing on runway 2 and are waiting for an eternity for the fuel truck.'
Tower: ‘Do you have any problems?‘
Pilot: ‘I lost my compass.‘
Tower: ‘The way you fly, you lost all the instruments.'
Tower: ‘After landing, go to Taxiway Alpha 7, Alpha 5, Whiskey 2, Delta 1 and Oscar 2.‘
Pilot: ‘Where on earth is that? We don’t know our way around here.‘
Tower: ‘That’s all right. I’m only here for two days myself.'
Pilot: ‘Tower, request take-off clearance.‘
Tower: 'Sorry , we don’t have your flightplan. Where do you want to go?‘
Pilot: ‘Like every Monday, to Salzburg.‘
Tower: ‘But today is Tuesday!‘
Pilot: 'What? Then it’s our day off!'
Pilot: ‘Is there no Follow-me-Car?‘
Tower: 'Negative. Why don’t you get to the gate yourselves.'
Tower: ‘Height and position?‘
Pilot: ‘I am 1.80 m and I’m sitting in the front on the left side.'
Tower to a private plane:
‘How many souls on board?‘
Pilot: 'Pilot, two passengers and a dog.‘
Tower, after a hard landing:
‘I take it the dog did that landing?'
Tower: ‘Do you have enough fuel or not?‘
Pilot: ‘Yes.‘
Tower: ‘Yes, what?‘
Pilot: ‘Yes, Sir!!!'
Tower: ‘Please give us your estimated arrival.‘
Pilot: 'Hmmmm... Tuesday would be nice for me.‘
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